If you haven't been paying attention to the small kitchen appliance market lately, then perhaps you've missed the latest appliance to usurp the Instant Pot in flash popularity — the air fryer. It's like if a toaster oven and a bowl of hot oil had a weird plastic baby that claims to be better than its parents, but is just a weird plastic baby that only air fries food.
Air fryers can “fry” food with a ton less oil, similar to a pressure cooker using far less time than a crock pot. You can put almost anything in an air fryer. Naturally, the only things you should put in an air fryer are food related, but you might want to put other things in the air fryer. After all, these appliances usually have some sort of drawer or lid, and the temptation to put non-food items in a drawer is about as strong as your craving for air fried banana pudding.
Do not air fry your Apple Watch. The new Apple Watch is dazzling and always-on. Like the air fryer, the Apple Watch purports to be working to improve your health so you probably shouldn't try to air fry it. Even if the always-on display becomes a source of constant anxiety, frying your Apple Watch is never the solution.
Do not air fry your Apple Card. Tim Cook will come to your house and punch you square in the mouth while Jony Ive holds you down if you dare to think about harming the pretentious preciousness of the Apple Card.
Do not air fry your MoviePass card. You might be tempted to, after all, the service had so much promise and then just fizzled out, leaving you to pay for each movie you see in the theaters like a kid from the 1990s. MoviePass is officially dead now, so the frustration of that red card holding space in your wallet might lend to wanting to toss it into a kitchen appliance and letting it burn with a side of maniacal laughter. Just do like the rest of us and toss it in the junk drawer between your Blockbuster card and that stack of half-punched Subway sandwich cards.
Do not air fry your Ring Doorbell. We live these strange, ultra-connected lives and the Ring Doorbell offers us a sense of security that we previously didn't have. It also offers a surveillance network that we aren't part of, but serves to remind us of the serfs that we are. We're willingly giving ourselves over to the surveillance state one doorbell at a time. But if your paranoia finally catches up with your thirst for new tech, don't toss your Ring Doorbell in the air fryer. Just rip it off the door jamb in anger and throw it into the street.
Do not air fry your Sony Walkman. First off, if you have an original Sony Walkman that plays tapes, cherish it. If you have a 40th Anniversary Sony Walkman that doesn't play tapes and honors the original Walkman with a pithy soft cover and middling storage space, then I can see the urge to destroy it. It's a sad attempt by Sony to cash in on nostalgia without actually doing much at all. Don't air fry it, but also maybe don't buy it at all.
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Do not air fry anything at all. According to Wirecutter, the air fryer is an exciting new kitchen appliance that isn't recommended for most people and didn't cook food better than a regular convection oven or convection toaster oven. They are overpriced machines that mimic the convection process with oil and less time but don't perform better than actual convection ovens. Air fryers actually don't fry a damn thing, but instead bake food instead of frying it. They are a healthier option than frying in oil, but they don't fry. They are a gimmick.
If you really want an air fryer regardless, get an air fryer toaster oven. It's the best of both worlds and works a little bit harder to pretend to think about considering frying your food in a manner that would perhaps sort of imitate actual fried food. In the end, it's just a counter-top convection oven. Eventually it will fill with Hot Pocket crumbs and catch on fire.
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